I finally got me lazy arse in gear and bribed the webmaster in order that he would install the bloody SITE NEWS blog software… it took a goodly amount of rum and allusions to a fictitious younger sister of questionable moral fiber to convince him to do it.

I am most pleased to see that our wee little team has attracted some pirates from around the globe, including Great Britain, Norway and Columbia.  I was beginning to think the entirety of global civilization had gone soft and turned into tea-sipping sissies who only imbibe in alcohol when it comes in a fruity cocktail watered down to the point of being indistinguishable from the stuff the kiddies drink in the lunch room at school. It is most fortunate, indeed, that there are still some manly pirate types left in the far reaches of the wilderness.

I recently convinced a woman who works late evening hours, if ye follow me drift, to join our humble crew with her rather powerful gaming machine. I’ve been meaning to check up and see how she be gettin’ along on this, but the wench has been evasive, to say the least. Too bad, as I’ll be needin’ me damn VISA card and automobile back, which she appropriated while I was unconscious following a demonstration of her most impressive work ethic.

On the bright side, I’m rather optimistic that I can be addin’ a couple more dedicated crunchin’ machines to me weak inventory in the near future. First, I need to clear out the cargo hold and run some electricity down there. Perhaps a little remodeling is needed, to brighten the dreary place up a bit. The kegs of gunpowder and skeletal remains of former business associates are clutterin’ the place up. I’ll keep ye abreast of the situation, perhaps throw up some pictures, as I find the time to work on this chore… currently I’ve got a rather hectic schedule of rapin’ and plunderin’ and such so it’s going to be a longterm project.

Captain IronBalls

Despicable Pirate Administrator